Space Truck

I have decided to treat myself to something that I have needed and deserved for decades.  I managed to raise seven children, cooking delicious meals for them everyday, while using some of the crappiest kitchen knives on the face of the earth.  I told my husband I wasn’t going to use a knife in the kitchen again unless it was a really good knife.  I cleaned out the knife draw and threw everything away that was garbage.  My husband told me to go and buy whatever I needed because he was tired of eating in restaurants.  I haven’t cooked for about a week now.